Thursday, February 03, 2011

Autoerotoelectrostimulation For Rent

I've been single for a long time, and have been resorting to self stimulation to release sexual buildup.

I'm also exploring a little bit the various avenues of doing so and have come upon something called electro-stim. Well, officially it's not my first time, since i've had it before. But never had it, errrr, autoelectroerotostimulation.

Now, it stands to reason that I am not the last person to wonder about it. However, I do not want to risk my manhood on some device that cost less than $100. Nor do I want to risk spending $300 on a high quality device, and find out that I don't like it. Since this device is very personal, it is usually the case that return is not allowed.

Now, I need not perform a market study to know that there are plenty of people in this town that is willing to do the following:

* Pay $20 for a 30 minute session with a top-of-the-line product, buying only electricity, privacy, and some one-time items like pads, towel, etc.
* Pay $50 for a relatively attractive person to demonstrate this device and tutor him for an hour.
* Pay $15/day to rent the device for a minimum of 6 days.
* Offer discount sales for customers who end up renting it long enough. Offer Rent-to-own program.

The cost of this device is about $1,000 for a relatively fully featured product. Let's suppose that such a device have an average life time of 5 years of continuous use, at $15/day, $15*365*5 = $27,375 to be made during the lifetime of this device, that is a 2700% return on investment per device.

Conservatively, perhaps we will spend $10k during the 5 years to service the device, and that is still a 1700% profit.

I guess the only real question is, do these devices work? Will I be able to attract repeat visitors? Can I keep it legal? and how do I stay competitive.

Unfortunately, the price of finding out is a hefty $1,000 purchase price.

Plus legal fees when we are sued for causing ED, STD, or marriage problems for a customer... Mmmmm.